So today i was digging through some stuff when i came upon a folder from highschool. Upon its opening i found some priceless materials. It was an entire folder of all my home work from Mr. Bier's class. That may not seem all too exciting...but please, let me elaborate. About 3 months into the class i was rushing to finish up one of the assignments out of the book. (these generally would consist of defining people, places, events and then a few short essay questions. if you went to Lutheran, you know what i am talking about) As i rushed to get this done before class i left a few of my answers blank on accident. I turned in the assignment...and upon recieving it back i got a 10 out of 10 on it...and that sparked a wild fire in my mind wondering what i could get away with turning in. "he must not actually read any of this i thought." I was indeed correct. Below is a few of my favorite assignments i turned in and got back with good scores. please read and enjoy.
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#1 This one makes little to no sense. Score: 10/10
#2 This one i wrote the same sentance for half the assignment. Score: 9/10
#3 More bull shit. score: 10/10
#4 This one is just two sentances repeated. Score: 10/10
#5 This one i just wrote a portion of Romeo&Juliet out. Score: 10/10
That is just a small portion of the assignments from that year....i still cant believe i got away with all that.
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#1 This one makes little to no sense. Score: 10/10
#2 This one i wrote the same sentance for half the assignment. Score: 9/10
#3 More bull shit. score: 10/10
#4 This one is just two sentances repeated. Score: 10/10
#5 This one i just wrote a portion of Romeo&Juliet out. Score: 10/10
That is just a small portion of the assignments from that year....i still cant believe i got away with all that.
6 Comments:
Dear Lord. Redick. And I couldn't even make out what most of them said, but dear Lord.
My question is why did you only get 9/10 on the second. ????
Pure brilliance. I think he got 9/10 because the first definitions were one word answers.
You mangy McMahon, Dan, getting away with all that bullsh*t. I should slice you with my orange sabre! Tremble oh sabreless one.
--SithLord
That is hilarious. And to think I actually did the work and I would only get 7/10 on most of the assignments. I hope one day I can grow up to be as cool as you are Dan.
Thank you!
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