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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

alright. something needs to be said about the new R. Kelly CD. I got a good listen to it the other day in a friends car...and i must say...it is brilliant. It should half fall into the comedy section at your local music store. Every song is of course about sex. (what else is there to write about?) This record takes it to a whole new level.
Here are the lyrics to my favorite track on the record:

"Sex In The Kitchen"

Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time

bam. you try writing something like that.

1 Comments:

Blogger Danny said...

Brilliant!
I think that this here song may just become my new future wedding song (especially if I marry a Japanese woman...won't understand a thing). It was going to be 2Live Crew's "Face Down Ass Up," but I'm thinking that R-Kelly's a little less vulgar than those other boys.
Also, it's good to hear that R. Kelly is not above eating the occasional salad. I did read somewhere that he cut out the line just after the "So you know the kitchen's warm", I think that it was something about "Baby bent over the range/ac'dently hit the switch n' all I see is flames/ she hit the flo, about ta twitch/ so I whip out my cock and pee on the bitch". Lawyers thought that it was little self-incriminating and they didn't want it to come out at the Civil suit.
Keep on keepin' on, and pick up a copy of "Woody Gutherie: A Life" by Joe Klein. Good shit ace!

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