Dan Magers wins the prize for funniest IM left for me to wake up to this morning.
Here it is:

• aclerokb: daboooooooooooooooo
• aclerokb: you bitch
• aclerokb: answer
• aclerokb: fuck you dano
• aclerokb: you bitch
• aclerokb: i am drunk
• aclerokb: i want you to answer
• aclerokb: i am typing with no eyes
• aclerokb: aka, mmy eyes
• aclerokb: closed
• aclerokb: so i have no idea what i am actually typuineg
• aclerokb: dammit
• aclerokb: bitch
• aclerokb: .
• aclerokb: .
• aclerokb: .
• aclerokb signed off at 3:25:40 AM.

priceless.