Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

Possessed of an acute sense of smell & a curious nature so no matter what city he goes to he always ends up in chinatown.

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Monday, June 27, 2005


why is cheap fast food dessert as good as Jesus? I was in Hardees yesterday in Virginia, MN on our way back from a weekend of shows. I dont frequent fast food places too often...but i had no choice considering my hunger level. I walked into the Hardees and ordered a ham sandwich and a roast beef sandwich. I got my number and stood there. and kept standing there...then noticed three other people were standing there. They were running especially slow for some reason. Eventually they called the number of the two people in front of me. The fast food worker apologized for the wait and gave each of them two apple pie desserts. Then my number was eventually called and they gave me an apple pie as well. Does the apple pie wash them of their fast food sins? Does it give me my time back? Did I want or even eat the apple pie? "NO" is the answer to all of these questions. I hate how they dont ask if there is anything they can do to compensate you for their slow working pace....they just say
"we gave you an apple pie. sorry for the wait" The best part of that situation is that the guy that came in after me actually ordered an apple pie and they didnt have any left because they gave all of them away. The guy at the register was stopped dead in his greasy tracks. Don't know how to fix that problem do you Hardees? No more apple Jesus pies to give away.