alright. something needs to be said about the new R. Kelly CD. I got a good listen to it the other day in a friends car...and i must say...it is brilliant. It should half fall into the comedy section at your local music store. Every song is of course about sex. (what else is there to write about?) This record takes it to a whole new level.
Here are the lyrics to my favorite track on the record:

"Sex In The Kitchen"

Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time

bam. you try writing something like that.

damn. So i was thinking about how recently I recieved a letter in the Mail asking me to sign up for the Lutheran Alumni year book. I of course did and i of course lied on just about every topic other than my name. After that they oh so smoothly hit you up to pre-pay for your copy of the book...which was somewhere around $90. Amazing. $90??
thats a lot of money to just to know what people are doing now. As i thought about this i realized that you can get all of that and more for free. where?

WWW.MYSPACE.COM

man...as stupid as it may be...it is so true. I mean, yesterday I found Terrell Wofford on there. (no, there was not a picture of him at CherryVale in his gym uniform)
The list goes on. The MySpace classmate finder is an amazing tool that provided minutes of entertainment. Ever wonder what Beth Anderson or Chris Behrensmeyer are doing these days?
well....there are answers...and those answers can be yours.