man. what a day. what a lazy day. I didnt leave the house other than to take the dogs out side a few times today. I did a lot of talking with people, wrote some letters, listened to a lot of music and did some much needed cleaning. Currently I am listening to "The Delivery Man" by Elvis Costello. Great record. Blogger doesnt have that cool thing that Xanga has where you can show the CD artwork above of your "currently listening to" selection. bah.
Now to move on to the actual reason i am posting....I thought today, as i am sure much of you did, about how little Brian Riggins updates his blog. It is especially dissapointing since in his last post he talks of a "twice a month" posing schedule...which, by the way brian, is the most pussy ass thing i have ever even heard you or anyone who has the ability to type say. I mean...like its that hard...this post from start to finish is going to take less than 15 minutes to create. The bottom line is that he is just a lazy human who will respond to this whole thing with something like, "Man, i got this job...im always tired...bixby's dad...the monitor turns on the air conditioning....blah blah. well. All of that is null and void for two reasons.

1. Weekends - There is more than enought time for you to type something on the blog on the weekends. MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME.
2. Mike Pape - I know mike works a lot. He also has a wife. He also has a dog. He also has other things to do, probably. BUT...on top of all that Mike finds time to improve the internet with his wonderful postings over at EPTH very, very often.

You have no excuses unless you have no fingers or Al Gore turned off the internet in Rockford.
Neither of which are an issue.

This all proves how much of an Ass Hat you are.








I love you Brian, all i ask is for blog posts.
can you deliver?
Mike Pape can deliver. Both pizza and an amazing up-to-date blog.
step up to the task.
be like Mike.
Mike Pape.